Hi. My name is Judy and I collect pens.
I was at the movies on Friday and I was looking for some lip-gloss. I had a hard time finding any because there were so many things in my purse.
This is what my purse looks like:
Well I started pulling out all the pens because they were tricking me into thinking they might be lip gloss but it became a bottomless pit of pens - like one of those magic tricks when all of the kerchiefs keep coming out. Turns out I was carrying 10 - count 'em 10 pens, 1 pencil and 1 architect's scale:
The funny thing is that earlier that day I was running to a job site and I needed to leave a note for the building owner so I was thinking as I ran out, "Oh shoot. I should have grabbed a pen."